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12. If Jesus drove a dependable family-sized recreational vehicle, He would drive a Dodge Caravan.
ОглавлениеMaybe I shouldn’t have highfived the priest.
Maybe it was a mistake to fall asleep
at the Don Ho anniversary show.
Still, I forgave myself at Crookback’s Pub.
I invented a laptop with cupholders.
Previously, my sole innovation
had been putting my hand in my pocket
to give people the finger while they talked.
I longed for the road and the good things in life:
the warm breeze, eating chips while riding shotty,
selling rifles just over the Mexican border
to a compound of polygamists.
Those people who say you can’t run away
from your problems aren’t really trying.
I left my lease on St. Lawrence Street.
Off to Brownsville. Commence-toi la gris.