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Apart from being a model, I am also a singer, rapper, songwriter, extremely small-part actress – oh, and I breathe fire as well.

I’ve been Max Power magazine’s official promo babe for 2004, which involved me travelling all across the country and Ireland, promoting car shows. The work mainly consists of having my picture taken with fans and generally promoting the magazine.

Last year I had the chance to prove that I’m more than a mannequin, as I was given the opportunity to perform my self-written track in front of over 10,000 people at Max Power Live in London. It was a great feeling, not only performing to a crowd, but the opportunity to be taken seriously – OK, the track was called ‘Hot and Sticky’ and involved lyrics such as ‘Oh bend me over, baby, and give me some sucky licky’, but, still, it was serious stuff for me!

I also recently learned to breathe and juggle fire and I am proud to announce that I still have my eyebrows, although I did burn my bum when my partner spanked me with my fire baton while it was lit!

I mentioned earlier about my ‘small-part acting’. Well, to date I have managed to blag my way into a few films, such as Jude Law’s Closer. I sneaked to the front of the set and managed to get a scene of me crossing the road with him! He was a bit stuck up towards me, even though I did the crossing the road scene for a good hour or so. When it rained, some bird came and held an umbrella over his lovely floppy hair, which I thought was a bit sad.

I also worked on the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory starring Johnny Depp. No chance of meeting him though – I had to play a nut factory worker – oh, the glamour!

Other ‘glamorous’ jobs (apart from the time I was an intensive-care patient in Holby City) include fun things such as test driving a BMW Z4 for ITV. I had to stunt drive and was really enjoying it until the police pulled me over.

I’ve been in Mile High, Footballers Wives and appeared in newspapers such as the Sport – I like the Sport because they pay really well for minimum work! I was on Soccer AM for a few weeks, in which I had to have a bitch fight with a man dressed as a woman. My most recent job was playing a lap dancer in Dream Team – so I guess you could say I’m a bit of an all-rounder!