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TWEE AFRIKANE IN NEW YORK Harlem, 2002

Irriterende en polities korrekte swart Amerikaanse joernalis (Joernalis): “How do you see the future of African-Americans?”

Baie bekende en sarkastiese swart Suid-Afrikaanse musikant (Musikant): “What is an African-American?”

Joernalis: “You know, black Americans?”

Musikant: “Why do you call them ‘Africans’?”

Joernalis: “Because that’s where they’re from.”

Musikant: “You mean blacks here call themselves ‘African’?”

Joernalis: “Yes, didn’t you know?”

Musikant: “My white friend here is African. Black Americans are not.”

Joernalis: “Why do you say that?”

Musikant: “You can only call yourself African if you can shit behind a bush and wipe your arse with leaves.”

Joernalis: “I can’t write that.”

Musikant: “Well, then I guess that’s the end of the interview. Hey, Deon, wanna go and irritate some more niggers?”