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Assumptions

This book is written with the following assumptions about you, the reader:

1. You are classified as black:

• Meaning you were born with at least a single drop of wild black African blood in your veins which has physically manifested itself in you (e.g. brown skin, impressive genitalia, natural rhythm, a proneness to police brutality, punctuality issues, healthy distrust of people classified as white, etc.).

• You do not have a gang tattoo on your face, a catalogue of violent or pornographic YouTube videos or a lengthy criminal record owing to a former career in rap music.

• You are a professional (or you aspire to be one) and therefore have an intimate understanding of the necessity of Prozac (or aspire to such an understanding).

• You can handle the truth.

2. In the event you are not (blessed enough to be) classified black:

• You are a voyeur of black people for personal, professional, political, perverted or policing reasons

Or

• You’re just some bored racist devil.