Cover
Title page
Copyright
Super-loser
Fay Snoggles
Verbunkenloser Whatever Boxes
Mogden Poo
The most loserkeel superloser ever
Nobody likes a show-off
Old granny legs
Mini Barry gulp
Future Ratboy voice
Planet Dog Poo
Grubbage
Captain Barry
Captain Snoggles
Having a wee
Barry Boxes
Mr Feeko’s Beard Flakes
May the keelest loser win
The Donut Beards
The Whiteboards
Lord Donut
After that last bit
Tomozzoid
The loserkeelest superloser
The vote
Lunch breath
The winner
Lip wobble
Onion tears
Grubbarry
Verbunkennotloser
Happy birthkeel
Loser boy
About the page numberer
Praise for my other books
Endnotes
