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I’ve always wanted to be a superhero like my favourite TV star, Future Ratboy. That’s why I’ve started calling myself . . . Superloser!

Superloser’s catchphrase is ‘keel!’, which is what Future Ratboy says instead of ‘cool’.

My superpower is loserkeelness, which is where I’m always coming up with brilliant and amazing ideas.

Like the time my mum said she never had any surprises, so I hid in the airing cupboard dressed as a burglar and jumped out when she walked past.

Loserkeelness is also where you accidentally tread in a dog poo, or turn the wart on your thumb into a remote control for yourself or something like that, and all your friends laugh and think you’re really loserkeel.

Everyone at school knows I’m the loserkeelest person ever.

So imagine how annoying it was when Fay Snoggles came in one day acting even more loserkeel than me . . .