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Making America a Kinder, Gentler Nation - Call It a Conundrum - America’s Newest Killer - When “The Boys” Grew Up - Let’s Get the Trains on Track - Why Not a Jerk Patrol? - On Water Patrol
Dress Codes that Need Decoding - Pulling the Wool Over My Eyes - Your Guide to Men’s Leisure Fashion - Living the Battle of the Bulge
Fit to Be Tied at the Plaza - My Dogged Addiction - Breakfast with a Kick - Who Needs Self-service? - The One and Only Vidalia Onion - Knowing Where to Draw the Line on Carp - Getting Rid of Ants Is No Picnic - A Grain of Truth in Straight Talk About Cereal
We’re All Still in God’s Waiting Room - Giving the Bird to a Turkey - Humor Out of This World - Pay as You Inter - Enough Is Enough - Was It the Lord’s Work?
Where No News Is Good News - Journalism Gone Bonkers - Call Me “MAODWMNSPCG-14HGWS”
Why I Get Tee’d Off - My Handicap: Women Golfers - Roughly Speaking, I Play Golf - “The Snake Rule” of Golf - The Course of True Golf
My Dog, the Genius - Going Nuts Over Squirrels - The Stranger and the Lost German Shepherd - My Dog, the Star - Leading a Dog’s Life - A Deuce No Longer Wild - Barking Up the Wrong Tree
His Name Is Nobody’s Business - The “Bubba” Stereotype
9 - The Trouble with Teenagers
Suggested Courses for Today’s Teenager - Why Teachers Play Hooky - Recalling My School Daze - It’s Only Sheepskin Deep - Today’s Teenage “Slanguage” - Capital Punishment - Attention, All You Racist, Sexist Swine - Is School Lunch Fare Fair? - Today’s Teens Discover a New Hangout
Caught Short in Bermuda - Back to Paradise - Into the Woods— to Go Camping - Cabin Fever at 21 Below - In Lieu of That Swimsuit Issue - Back-Home Thoughts
Ol’ Granny’s Curse - My Most Valuable Players - Casanova Couldn’t Get to First Base - Why I Hate the Yankees - Little Eddie, R.I.P. - Bike Riders, Beware - For Sale: One Complete Ski Outfit
Why Not Toss a Coin? - The Wall Around the Russians - The Russians Out in the Code - Sex in Moscow - In the Huddle with George Bush - How ’Bout Them Japanese! - Have You Heard of Boise, Idaho? - They’re Buying American—Literally - The Rising Sum Will Cost Us
Putting Their Best Chins Forward - Where Do All Those Lost Pounds Go? - Cordie Mae’s Gain-Weight Diet
Hints for Sobriety - Would You Walk a Mile for One? - How I Quit Smoking - Going Up in Smoke - Six Steps to Stop Smoking, Butt Don’t Stumble
Children Are Forever - Memories of My Father - Of Time and Birth
Life Calls No Time-Outs - Now Ear This - Roy Orbison’s Legacy - Cheers for a Real-Life Bar - When I Danced on the Ceiling - I’m Not Dying to Pay for My Funeral
17 - Life in the Twentieth Century
How Times Have Changed - Fighting Tooth and Nail - Special Delivery, Posthaste - Mebbe the Front Porch Should Come Back - How to Be a Clock-Eyed Manager - Gone with the Wind - Horses Drive Me Buggy - How to Treat a Lady - Thingamabobs and Whatchamacallits - Life in the Year 2000
They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
Elvis is Dead and I Don’t Feel So Good Myself
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia I’m Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground
