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Check out our hit list of fairway essentials to look the part in plus fours:

Consider yourself an athlete although you play an estate agent’s hobby for a living.

Dress like a cross between the Dorothy Perkins window display and a rodeo clown’s nightmare looked at through a kaleidoscope.

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During a 20-year career play like the world’s greatest for the three days the Ryder Cup’s on, then go back to being total dog crap the rest of the time.

Realise your main handicap is talking to members of the opposite sex.

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