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Here’s a step-by-step guide to surviving the ups and downs:

Declare your undying love for a team that actually make you unhappier than your wife leaving you or your nan dying.

Slate your team constantly – until someone else does. Then fight them.

Go to an away match and ridicule the other team’s fans because it’s not a sell-out, whilst refusing to notice that they sold out easily when Arsenal played there, so it’s your team that’s considered crap.

Get upset that the players don’t interact with the fans – and send them death threats on Twitter because of it.

Hurl abuse at a player until he transfers – then complain that your team should never have sold him.

Go bare-chested in January so your fat man-breasts look like Smurfs’ noses.

State confidently what you would’ve done in the World Cup final because you once had a game of Three and In at break-time at school.