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Good grief. Now I know why I don’t go to church much. It is not what is generally known as Fun City Arizona. I was forced to sing “All Things Bright and Beautiful” which is bad enough, but there was a further treat in store. The vicar, (“Call me Arnold”) tries to be “modern”. So to really get “with it” Call me Arnold had got some absolute saddos to play guitars as an accompaniment. One of the boys on guitar was called Norman and as if that is not cruel enough he had acne. And not just ordinary acne, he had acne of the entire head.

But as we left I remembered that I was supposed to be being grateful so I said, “Sorry about Spotty Norman, God, I will be nice to him next time I see him,” (inwardly) and put a pound in the collection box.