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4:40 p.m.

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While I had been doing headband work I hadn’t been paying much attention to Libbs. She had come into the bathroom and got up on the lavatory seat. Her hair was all sticking up like a mad earwig but she won’t let you comb it. I said, “Libby, things will start nesting in it,” and she said, “Aaahh nice.” Then she started going, “Bzzz, bzzz, bzzy bzz, bzz,” like a mad bee.

I was experimenting with sucking in my nose to see if it made it look any smaller when Mum came barging in. (Not bothering to knock or anything.) Anyway, she went even more bananas than usual. Libby had put all of the loo paper down her knickers because she wanted to be a bumble bee. I’d heard her buzzing but I didn’t pay any attention. Mum was all red-faced.

“Georgia, all you think about is how you bloody look. The house could burn down around you before you would stop looking in that mirror.”

I raised my eyebrows ironically. Talk about the pot calling the other pot a black kettle, er…well whatever. She really has got a volatile temper; she should go to anger management classes. I will suggest it to her. But not just now as she has got a brush in her hand.

The Complete Fab Confessions of Georgia Nicolson: Books 1-10

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