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Phoned Jas.

“I’m really worried now. It’s been over a week. I wonder if it is my nose? Perhaps SG only likes little sticky-up noses like Wet Lindsay’s?”

Jas said, “Maybe a headband would help. You should make more of your forehead and that would take the emphasis away from your nose.”

“At least I’ve got a forehead, not like Wet Lindsay who has got a tiny little forehead. In fact, she is really just hair and then eyebrows. How could the SG go out with someone with no forehead?”

“She’s got quite nice legs.”

“What do you mean? Nice– not like mine? Shut up, Jas.”

“OK, keep your hair on.”

“Nauseating P. Green, on the other hand, has got the HUGEST forehead known to humanity. In fact, she is a walking forehead in a frock. I must get away from this forehead business, it’s making me feel a bit mad.”