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Doorbell rang.

I called down, “The doorbell to your home is ringing.”

No reply from the drunks.

The doorbell rang again. It would be Mr and Mrs Across the Road wanting to search the house for Angus and the Burmese sex kitten.

Ring ring.

I yelled as I hobbled down to answer it. “Don’t worry about the fact that I have a limp and a very serious stomach complaint that makes me too sick to go to school…I will get up and answer the door. You recover your strength from lifting glasses up to your mouths!”

Silence. Well, just a bit of snoring from Libby.

I opened the door.

It was the Sex God.

At my door.

Looking like a Sex God.

At my door.

The Sex God had landed at my door.

I was wearing my Teletubbies pyjamas.

He said, “Hi.”

I said, “Hhhnnnnnggggghhh.”