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Jools, Rosie and Jas came round. They’re all off to a bonfire party at Kate Matthew’s place. SG is rehearsing again, but we’re going to meet up later.

The girls managed to find something to eat in the kitchen which is a bloody miracle.

We sat munching and crunching our cornflake sarnies. Jools said, “I must get a boyfriend. I quite fancy that mate of Dave the Laugh’s. What is he called? Is it Rollo? You know, the one that’s got a nice smile.”

He was quite cool-looking now she mentioned it. I said, “I wonder why he hasn’t got a girlfriend? Maybe there is something wrong with him.”

Jools was all alert. “Like what?”

“Well, you know Spotty Norman has acne of the head?”

“Rollo hasn’t got any spots.”

“He might have secret acne.”

“Secret acne?”

“Yeah, it only starts at the top of his arms.”

“Who gets acne like that?”

“Loads of people.”

“Like who?”

“Loads of people.”

Actually I noticed that Rosie had a bit of a lurker on her chin. She had been poking it about and I told her she shouldn’t do that, she should try my special lurker eradicator. You squirt perfume on the lurker. Really loads and loads, and that dries it up. In theory. I used it on my nostril lurker and it worked a treat. Mind you, in the process I practically choked to death on Paloma (Mum’s).