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The first reviews are in. “Hilarious!” “Satire at its very best!” “I laughed myself silly at some of the stuff here, but you know something, what Green says is absolutely true!” “This is what my husband has been saying all along!” “Oh, so true! So true!” “I don’t know how Lowell does it, but here we go again. Bang, he hits the nail right square on the head!”

Those are just a few of the comments directed this way so far. By the time this book has disappeared from bookshelves across the country and been punched up on everyone’s eBook, you can be certain there will be more than a few complaints and petitions launched along with the accolades.

In fairness, this book does contain a grim warning that reading it may cause nightmares amongst the granola-crunching, tree-hugging, thug hugging crowd.

Those raising their children in gender-neutral environments, for example, will not likely agree with anything that appears here. The Gore/Suzuki cult will doubtless consider it scurrilous.

The Toronto left wing media will, as always with any conservative message, just ignore it and pretend that anyone who doesn’t join Margaret Atwood in trying to ban the Sun News Network is just a hayseed from the “Ozarks” of Ontario.

On the other hand, those of you who have acquired the full wisdom and elevated sense of understanding that every true conservative thinker possesses will stand up and cheer!

If you are a Conservative or at least conservative-

minded you will be rolling on the floor with

laughter before you get very far in this book.

Liberals and NDPers not so much!

The Gore/Suzuki crowd will go absolutely nuts!

As usual, Lowell Green, one of Canada’s bestselling authors and a leading broadcaster, hits the nail right on the head. As you will read here, the number of truly magnificent screw-ups the granola-crunching, tree-hugging, thug huggers have plunged us into over the years is truly amazing.

Thank heavens, with people like Churchill, Thatcher, Reagan, Giuliani, Merkel, Harris, hopefully Harper, and maybe even Cameron, there’s almost always been a clear-thinking, fearless, principled Conservative or conservative thinker to rescue us from left wing lunacy and economic chaos!

Fresh from the incredible success of his last book, Mayday! Mayday! Curb immigration. Stop multiculturalism. Or it’s the end of the Canada we know!, Green unleashes a firestorm of wit and wisdom with this book that is bound to delight, titillate, entertain and educate all who don’t believe group hugs and long walks on lonely beaches with our enemies will solve all the world’s problems.

If there’s any doubt in your mind whether you should buy this book, a dandy little quiz in the foreword provides guidance and hopefully assistance to prevent severe trauma to delicate liberal and socialist sensibilities!

NIGHTMARE WARNING! DO NOT COMMENCE

READING THIS BOOK BEFORE COMPLETING THE

QUIZ IN THE FOREWORD! VERY IMPORTANT!

Lowell Green

Here’s proof

only we

conservatives

have our heads

screwed on

straight!!!

ISBN 13: 978-1-4566-0607-7

© 2011 Lowell Green

Here’s proof that only we conservatives have our heads screwed on straight!!!

by Lowell Green

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This book was written, edited, designed and published in Canada without the aid of government grants of any nature.

Dedicated to the memory of

Henry and Mabel Green, my grandparents,

whose generation made all this possible!

A proof is a proof! What kind of a proof?

It’s a proof. A proof is a proof,

and when you have a good proof,

it’s because it is proven!

— Jean Chrétien, cutting-edge

liberal thinker

However beautiful the strategy,

you should occasionally look at the results.

— Winston Churchill, cutting-edge

conservative thinker