Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Prologue
The Top Half
1. Bearded Lady
2. Some Nits, Picked
3. Face It
4. The Earth Moved. Trust Me.
5. The Big Dripper
6. My Cup Runneth Under
7. Actual Navel Gazing
The Bottom Half
8. The Air Down There
9. The Butt Paradox
10. PIlEup on the “Inner” State
11. The Human Stain
12. The Eleventh Toe
13. You’re So Vein
14. Bloody Hell
15. Wart, Me Worry?
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
About the Publisher
