Читать книгу The Liar’s Key - Mark Lawrence - Страница 9

Petals rained down amid cheers of adoration. Astride my glorious charger at the head of Red March’s finest cavalry unit, I led the way along the Street of Victory toward the Red Queen’s palace. Beautiful women strained to escape the crowd and throw themselves at me. Men roared their approval. I waved—

Bang. Bang. Bang.

My dream tried to shape the hammering into something that would fit the story it was telling. I’ve a good imagination and for a moment everything held together. I waved to the highborn ladies adorning each balcony. A manly smirk for my sour-faced brothers sulking at the back of—

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The tall houses of Vermillion began to crumble, the crowd started to thin, faces blurred.

BANG! BANG! BANG!

‘Ah hell.’ I opened my eyes and rolled from the furs’ warmth into the freezing gloom. ‘Spring they call this!’ I struggled shivering into a pair of trews and hurried down the stairs.

The tavern room lay strewn with empty tankards, full drunks, toppled benches and upended tables. A typical morning at the Three Axes. Maeres sniffed around a scatter of bones by the hearth, wagging his tail as I staggered in.

BANG! BANG—

‘All right! All right! I’m coming.’ Someone had split my skull open with a rock during the night. Either that or I had a hell of a hangover. Damned if I knew why a prince of Red March had to answer his own front door, but I’d do anything to stop that pounding tearing through my poor head.

I picked a path through the detritus, stepping over Erik Three-Teeth’s ale-filled belly to reach the door just as it reverberated from yet another blow.

‘God damn it! I’m here!’ I shouted as quietly as I could, teeth gritted against the pain behind my eyes. Fingers fumbled with the lock bar and I pulled it free. ‘What?’ And I hauled the door back. ‘What?’

I suppose with a more sober and less sleep-addled mind I might have judged it better to stay in bed. Certainly that thought occurred to me as the fist caught me square in the face. I stumbled back, bleating, tripped over Erik and found myself on my arse staring up at Astrid, framed in the doorway by a morning considerably brighter than anything I wanted to look at.

‘You bastard!’ She stood hands on hips now. The brittle light fractured around her, sending splinters into my eyes but making a wonder of her golden hair and declaring in no uncertain terms the hour-glass figure that had set me leering at her on my first day in Trond.

‘W-what?’ I shifted my legs off Erik’s bulging stomach, and shuffled backward on my behind. My hand came away bloody from my nose. ‘Angel, sweetheart—’

‘You bastard!’ She stepped after me, hugging herself now, the cold following her in.

‘Well—’ I couldn’t argue against ‘bastard’, except technically. I put my hand in a puddle of something decidedly unpleasant and got up quickly, wiping my palm on Maeres who’d come over to investigate, tail still wagging despite the violence offered to his master.

‘Hedwig ver Sorren?’ Astrid had murder in her eyes.

I kept backing away. I might have half a foot over her in height but she was still a tall woman with a powerful right arm. ‘Oh, you don’t want to believe street talk, my sweets.’ I swung a stool between us. ‘It’s only natural that Jarl Sorren would invite a prince of Red March to his halls once he knew I was in town. Hedwig and I—’

‘Hedwig and you what?’ She took hold of the stool as well.

‘Uh, we – Nothing really.’ I tightened my grip on the stool legs. If I let go I’d be handing her a weapon. Even in my jeopardy visions of Hedwig invaded my mind, brunette, very pretty, wicked eyes, and all a man could want packed onto a short but inviting body. ‘We were barely introduced.’

‘It must have been a pretty bare introduction if it has Jarl Sorren calling out his housecarls to bring you in for justice!’

‘Oh shit.’ I let go of the stool. Justice in the north tends to mean having your ribs broken out of your chest.

‘What’s all the noise?’ A sleepy voice from behind me.

I turned to see Edda, barefoot on the stairs, our bed furs wrapped around her middle, slim legs beneath, and milk pale shoulders above, her white-blonde hair flowing across them.

Turning away was my mistake. Never take your eye off a potential foe. Especially after handing them a weapon.

‘Easy!’ A hand on my chest pushed me back down onto a floor that felt thick with grime.

‘What the—’ I opened my eyes to find a ‘someone’ looming over me, a big someone. ‘Ouch!’ A big someone poking clumsy fingers at a very painful spot over my cheekbone.

‘Just removing the splinters.’ A big fat someone.

‘Get off me, Tuttugu!’ I struggled to get up again, managing to sit this time. ‘What happened?’

‘You got hit with a stool.’

I groaned a bit. ‘I don’t remember a stool, I— OUCH! What the hell?’ Tuttugu seemed fixed set on pinching and jabbing at the sorest part of my face.

‘You might not remember the stool but I’m pulling pieces of it out of your cheek – so keep still. We don’t want to spoil those good looks, now do we?’

I did my best to hold still at that. It was true, good looks and a title were most of what I had going for me and I wasn’t keen to lose either. To take my mind off the pain I tried to remember how I had managed to get beaten with my own furniture. I drew a blank. Some vague recollection of high-pitched screaming and shouting … a memory of being kicked whilst on the floor … a glimpse through slitted eyes of two women leaving arm in arm, one petite, pale, young, the other tall, golden, maybe thirty. Neither looked back.

‘Right! Up you get. That’s the best I can do for now.’ Tuttugu hauled on my arm to get me on my feet.

I stood swaying, nauseous, hung over, perhaps still a little drunk, and – though I found it hard to credit – slightly horny.

‘Come on. We have to go.’ Tuttugu started to drag me toward the brightness of the doorway. I tried digging in my heels but to no avail.

‘Where?’ Springtime in Trond had turned out to be more bitter than a Red March midwinter and I’d no interest in exposing myself to it.

‘The docks!’ Tuttugu seemed worried. ‘We might just make it!’

‘Why? Make what?’ I didn’t remember much of the morning but I hadn’t forgotten that ‘worried’ was Tuttugu’s natural state. I shook him off. ‘Bed. That’s where I’m going.’

‘Well if that’s where you want Jarl Sorren’s men to find you…’

‘Why should I give a fig for Jarl Sorr—oh.’ I remembered Hedwig. I remembered her on the furs in the jarlshouse when everyone else was still at her sister’s wedding feast. I remembered her on my cloak during an ill-advised outdoors tryst. She kept my front warm but damn my arse froze. I remembered her upstairs at the tavern that one time she slipped her minders … I was surprised we didn’t shake all three axes down from above the entrance that afternoon. ‘Give me a moment … two moments!’ I held up a hand to stay Tuttugu and charged upstairs.

Once back in my chamber a single moment proved ample. I stamped on the loose floorboard, scooped up my valuables, snatched an armful of clothing, and was heading back down the stairs before Tuttugu had the time to scratch his chins.

‘Why the docks?’ I panted. The hills would be a quicker escape – and then a boat from Hjorl on Aöefl’s Fjord just up the coast. ‘The docks are the first place they’ll look after here!’ I’d be stood there still trying to negotiate a passage to Maladon or the Thurtans when the jarl’s men found me.

Tuttugu stepped around Floki Wronghelm, sprawled and snoring beside the bar. ‘Snorri’s down there, preparing to sail.’ He bent down behind the bar, grunting.

‘Snorri? Sailing?’ It seemed that the stool had dislodged more than the morning’s memories. ‘Why? Where’s he going?’

Tuttugu straightened up holding my sword, dusty and neglected from its time hidden on the bar shelf. I didn’t reach for it. I’m fine with wearing a sword in places where nobody is going to see it as an invitation – Trond was never such a place.

‘Take it!’ Tuttugu angled the hilt toward me.

I ignored it, wrestling myself into my clothes, the coarse weave of the north, itchy but warm. ‘Since when did Snorri have a boat?’ He’d sold the Ikea to finance the expedition to the Black Fort – that much I did remember.

‘I should get Astrid back here to see if another beating with a stool might knock some sense into you!’ Tuttugu tossed the sword down beside me as I sat to haul my boots on.

‘Astrid?… Astrid!’ A moment returned to me with crystal clarity – Edda coming down the stairs half-naked, Astrid watching. It had been a while since a morning went so spectacularly wrong for me. I’d never intended the two of them to collide in such circumstances but Astrid hadn’t struck me as the jealous sort. In fact I hadn’t been entirely sure I was the only younger man keeping her bed warm whilst her husband roamed the seas a-trading. We mostly met at her place up on the Arlls Slope, so stealth with Edda hadn’t been a priority. ‘How did Astrid even know about Hedwig?’ More importantly, how did she reach me before Jarl Sorren’s housecarls, and how much time did I have?

Tuttugu ran a hand down his face, red and sweating despite the spring chill. ‘Hedwig managed to send a messenger while her father was still raging and gathering his men. The boy galloped from Sorrenfast and started asking where to find the foreign prince. People directed him to Astrid’s house. I got all this from Olaaf Fish-hand after I saw Astrid storming down the Carls Way. So…’ He drew a deep breath. ‘Can we go now, because—’

But I was up and past him, out into the unwholesome freshness of the day, splattering through half-frozen mud, aimed down the street for the docks, the mast tops just visible above the houses. Gulls circled on high, watching my progress with mocking cries.