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PRAISE FOR HEAVEN IS A DEAL

There is no praise for this book,

and that should tell you something.

OTHER BOOKS BY MICHAEL GERBER

(Available wherever fine — and not-so-fine — books are sold)

Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody

Barry Trotter and the Unnecessary Sequel

Barry Trotter and the Dead Horse

The Chronicles of Blarnia: The Lying Bitch in the Wardrobe

Freshman

Sophomore

A Christmas Peril

Life After Death for Beginners

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The Bull Street Journal (with Jonathan Schwarz & Robert Weisberg)

Our Kampf (with Jonathan Schwarz)

Want these in ebook format?

Contact the author at his blog, www.mikegerber.com!

Heaven Is A Deal

One Couple’s Astounding Attempt to Cash In

On A Little Boy

By Mitchell Creepo

with Michael Gerber

(An unauthorized parody, obviously.)

Cuckoo LLC

Since 2002 or so

SANTA MONICA, CA

© 2011 by Michael Gerber

All rights reserved. No portion of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means—electronic, mechanical, photocopy, recording, scanning, or other—except for brief quotations in critical reviews or articles, without the prior written permission of the publisher, and a signed note from Our Lord.

HEY! TWERPS! LISTEN UP: This is a work of parody. Any similarities, without satirical intent, to copyrighted characters/material, or persons living or dead, are purely coincidental. This book has not been authorized by Todd Burpo, Thomas Nelson, Inc., or any other entities involved with the book Heaven Is For Real. No connection is implied or inferred.

Library of Congress Cataloguing-in-Publication Data

Sorry, The Library of Congress does not recognize sleazy ripoffs that make fun of good, kind, hardworking Christian Americans and their nice little sons. If that’s your idea of fun, Mr. Freethinker, why don’t you just go to the Soviet Union? Oh, I forgot—you can’t! Because we beat them! Because God loves us best! USA! USA! USA!

ISBN-13: 978-1-8904-7009-8

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