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Walks Like a Chicken, Tastes Like a Chicken

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How many things that aren’t chicken are described as tasting like chicken?

• Chicken cutlets made of soy protein

• Wendy’s chicken sandwich (contains beef)

• Frogs

• Goose

• Pigeon

• Alligator

• Rabbit

• Iguana

Be an Expert! Feeling hesitant about taking the leap to insects? In Leviticus 11, the Bible advises people to “Eat any kind of locust, katydid, cricket or grasshopper.”

If you’re afraid to try something exotic, maybe you don’t have to be. There’s a pretty good chance it will—you guessed it!—taste like chicken.

Did You Know? For your next big event, you can hire a New York City-based band named Tastes Like Chicken.


MOUTHWATERING FRIGHTS

Keep that extra spoon that you never use handy. You may just need it to gag yourself after sampling some of these mouthwatering delights from around the world:

Ants’ eggs

Boiled locusts

Chocolate-covered cockroaches

Crayfish head

Dog liver

Dung beetles

Flour beetle larvae

Garlic waxworms

Grilled snake

Longicorn larvae

Rat meat

Rattlesnake salad

Raw worms

Roasted guinea pigs

Seahorses

Spiced giant waterbugs (3 inches long!)

Oh, and let’s not forget dry-roasted crickets, which we’re told taste just like smoked nuts!

(Which, of course, begs the question:

Why not just eat smoked nuts instead?)

Grossopedia: A Startling Collection of Repulsive Trivia You Won’t Want to Know!

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