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Test of The True Cat

Is your cat genuine? Is it a true cat or some kind of charlatan chat or feline faker? Contrary to what all the experts say, there is in fact only one way to find out.

In full view of your cat, place a small object (e.g. a coin or a pencil) near the edge of a table or other high-altitude surface where there are few (if any) other objects. Grab a stopwatch and see how long it takes for your cat to bat that object into oblivion.

If your cat is truly a cat, it will knock that object off the edge at some point after becoming aware of it. The speed of response is key: the faster, the more feline.

No response NIL POINTS

5 minutes 1 POINT

1 minute 2 POINTS

30 seconds 3 POINTS

10 seconds 4 POINTS

Less than 5 seconds 5 POINTS