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Dear Mum and Dad,

The rabbit rolls and mice pies were hmmmshus and yumshus. Yeller and me love them, kiss kiss. Smells saves all the tails and whiskers till last, then he eats them 2 quick and gets a coff – so cubbish! Also Stubbs says, “Ark,” meaning thanks for the cheese, it was ark-stra spesh.

But whyo Y do you say I have let the pack down being poor again? Because who put rockets under my safe and blew it up into small smithers? Who made my gold go raining all over Frettnin Forest so nobody can find it now? Answer, your darling baby pet, Smellybreff. But you never blame him, do you?

But now listen to this news, it is good. Yeller has just made up a fine advert saying:

Are you just a small weak fluffball?

Then be a pupil atHaunted Hall

Learn secret powers from our Bigbad ghost Like how to pop up all of a suddenly like toast so come to-dee And bring a large fee Do not delay-ee

ARRROOOO! Look out Richness, we are after you again!

Yours chestoutly,

L Wolf esqwire