At the Sign of the Cock | Owen Seaman | 414 |
Presto Furioso | Owen Seaman | 417 |
To Julia in Shooting Togs | Owen Seaman | 418 |
Farewell | Bert Leston Taylor | 419 |
Here is the Tale | Anthony C. Deane | 421 |
The Willows | Bret Harte | 423 |
A Ballad | Guy Wetmore Carryl | 426 |
The Translated Way | Franklin P. Adams | 427 |
Commonplaces | Rudyard Kipling | 427 |
Angelo Orders His Dinner | Bayard Taylor | 428 |
The Promissory Note | Bayard Taylor | 429 |
Camerados | Bayard Taylor | 430 |
The Last Ride Together | James Kenneth Stephen | 431 |
Imitation of Walt Whitman | Unknown | 434 |
Salad | Mortimer Collins | 436 |
If | Mortimer Collins | 436 |
The Jabberwocky of Authors | Harry Persons Taber | 437 |
The Town of Nice | Herman C. Merivale | 438 |
The Willow-Tree | W. M. Thackeray | 439 |
A Ballade of Ballade-Mongers | Augustus M. Moore | 441 |
|
VIII: BATHOS |
The Confession | Richard Harris Barham ["Thomas Ingoldsby"] | 443 |
If You Have Seen | Thomas Moore | 444 |
Circumstance | Frederick Locker-Lampson | 444 |
Elegy | Arthur Guiterman | 445 | [Pg xvii] |
Our Traveler | H. Cholmondeley-Pennell | 445 |
Optimism | Newton Mackintosh | 445 |
The Declaration | N. P. Willis | 446 |
He Came to Pay | Parmenas Mix | 447 |
The Forlorn One | Richard Harris Barham ["Thomas Ingoldsby"] | 449 |
| |
Rural Raptures | Unknown | 450 |
A Fragment | Unknown | 450 |
The Bitter Bit | William E. Aytoun | 451 |
Comfort in Affliction | William E. Aytoun | 453 |
The Husband's Petition | William E. Aytoun | 454 |
Lines Written After a Battle | Unknown | 456 |
Lines | Unknown | 456 |
The Imaginative Crisis | Unknown | 457 |
|
IX: PARODY |
The Higher Pantheism in a Nut-Shell | Algernon Charles Swinburne | 458 |
Nephelidia | Algernon Charles Swinburne | 459 |
Up the Spout | Algernon Charles Swinburne | 460 |
In Memoriam | Cuthbert Bede | 463 |
Lucy Lake | Newton Mackintosh | 463 |
The Cock and the Bull | Charles Stuart Calverley | 464 |
Ballad | Charles Stuart Calverley | 467 |
Disaster | Charles Stuart Calverley | 469 |
Wordsworthian Reminiscence | Unknown | 470 |
Inspect Us | Edith Daniell | 471 |
The Messed Damozel | Charles Hanson Towne | 471 |
A Melton Mowbray Pork-Pie | Richard le Gallienne | 472 |
Israfiddlestrings | Unknown | 472 |
After Dilettante Concetti | H. D. Traill | 474 |
Whenceness of the Which | Unknown | 476 |
The Little Star | Unknown | 476 |
The Original Lamb | Unknown | 477 |
Sainte Margérie | Unknown | 477 |
Robert Frost | Louis Untermeyer | 479 |
Owen Seaman | Louis Untermeyer | 480 |
The Modern Hiawatha | Unknown | 482 |
Somewhere-in-Europe-Wocky | F. G. Hartswick | 482 |
Rigid Body Sings | J. C. Maxwell | 483 |
A Ballad of High Endeavor | Unknown | 484 |
Father William | Lewis Carroll | 485 |
The Poets at Tea | Barry Pain | 486 |
How Often | Ben King | 489 |
If I Should Die To-Night | Ben King | 489 |
"The Day is Done" | Phoebe Cary | 490 |
Jacob | Phoebe Cary | 491 |
Ballad of the Canal | Phoebe Cary | 492 |
"There's a Bower of Beanvines" | Phoebe Cary | 493 |
Reuben | Phoebe Cary | 493 |
The Wife | Phoebe Cary | 494 |
When Lovely Woman | Phoebe Cary | 494 |
John Thomson's Daughter | Phoebe Cary | 494 |
A Portrait | John Keats | 496 |
Annabel Lee | Stanley Huntley | 497 |
Home Sweet Home with Variations | H. C. Bunner | 498 |
An Old Song by New Singers | A. C. Wilkie | 506 |
More Impressions | Oscuro Wildgoose | 509 |
Nursery Rhymes á la Mode | Unknown | 509 |
A Maudle-In Ballad | Unknown | 510 | [Pg xviii] |
Gillian | Unknown | 511 |
Extracts from the Rubaiyat of Omar Cayenne | Gelett Burgess | 512 |
Diversions of the Re-Echo Club | Carolyn Wells | 515 |
Styx River Anthology | Carolyn Wells | 521 |
Answer to Master Wither's Song, "Shall I, Wasting in Despair?" | Ben Jonson | 526 |
Song of the Springtide | Unknown | 527 |
The Village Choir | Unknown | 528 |
My Foe | Unknown | 529 |
Nursery Song in Pidgin English | Unknown | 530 |
Father William | Unknown | 531 |
A Poe-'em of Passion | C. F. Lummis | 532 |
How the Daughters Come Down at Dunoon | H. Cholmondeley-Pennell | 533 |
To an Importunate Host | Unknown | 534 |
Cremation | William Sawyer | 534 |
An Imitation of Wordsworth | Catharine M. Fanshawe | 535 |
The Lay of the Love-Lorn | Aytoun and Martin | 537 |
Only Seven | Henry S. Leigh | 543 |
'Twas Ever Thus | Henry S. Leigh | 544 |
Foam and Fangs | Walter Parke | 544 |
|
X: NARRATIVE |
Little Billee | W. M. Thackeray | 546 |
The Crystal Palace | W. M. Thackeray | 547 |
The Wofle New Ballad of Jane Roney and Mary Brown | W. M. Thackeray | 552 |
King John and the Abbot | Unknown | 554 |
On the Death of a Favorite Cat | Thomas Gray | 557 |
Misadventures at Margate | Richard Harris Barham ["Thomas Ingoldsby"] | 558 |
The Gouty Merchant and the Stranger | Horace Smith | 563 |
The Diverting History of John Gilpin | William Cowper | 564 |
Paddy O'Rafther | Samuel Lover | 571 |
Here She Goes and There She Goes | James Nack | 572 |
The Quaker's Meeting | Samuel Lover | 576 |
The Jester Condemned to Death | Horace Smith | 578 |
The Deacon's Masterpiece | Oliver Wendell Holmes | 580 |
The Ballad of the Oysterman | Oliver Wendell Holmes | 583 |
The Well of St. Keyne | Robert Southey | 584 |
The Jackdaw of Rheims | Richard Harris Barham ["Thomas Ingoldsby"] | 586 |
The Knight and the Lady | Richard Harris Barham ["Thomas Ingoldsby"] | 590 |
An Eastern Question | H. M. Paull | 598 |
My Aunt's Spectre | Mortimer Collins | 600 |
Casey at the Bat | Ernest Lawrence Thayer | 601 |
The Pied Piper of Hamelin | Robert Browning | 603 |
The Goose | Lord Tennyson | 611 |
The Ballad of Charity | Charles Godfrey Leland | 613 |
The Post Captain | Charles E. Carryl | 615 |
Robinson Crusoe's Story | Charles E. Carryl | 617 |
Ben Bluff | Thomas Hood | 619 |
The Pilgrims and the Peas | John Wolcot | 621 |
Tam O'Shanter | Robert Burns | 623 |
That Gentleman from Boston Town | Joaquin Miller | 629 |
The Yarn of the "Nancy Bell" | W. S. Gilbert | 632 | [Pg xix] |
Ferdinando and Elvira | W. S. Gilbert | 635 |
Gentle Alice Brown | W. S. Gilbert | 639 |
The Story of Prince Agib | W. S. Gilbert | 641 |
Sir Guy the Crusader | W. S. Gilbert | 644 |
Kitty Wants to Write | Gelett Burgess | 646 |
Dighton is Engaged | Gelett Burgess | 647 |
Plain Language from Truthful James | Bret Harte | 648 |
The Society Upon the Stanisalaus | Bret Harte | 650 |
"Jim" | Bret Harte | 652 |
William Brown of Oregon | Joaquin Miller | 653 |
Little Breeches | John Hay | 657 |
The Enchanted Shirt | John Hay | 658 |
Jim Bludso | John Hay | 661 |
Wreck of the "Julie Plante" | William Henry Drummond | 662 |
The Alarmed Skipper | James T. Fields | 664 |
The Elderly Gentleman | George Canning | 665 |
Saying Not Meaning | William Basil Wake | 666 |
Hans Breitmann's Party | Charles Godfrey Leland | 668 |
Ballad by Hans Breitmann | Charles Godfrey Leland | 669 |
Grampy Sings a Song | Holman F. Day | 670 |
The First Banjo | Irwin Russell | 672 |
The Romance of the Carpet | Robert J. Burdette | 674 |
Hunting of the Snark, The | Lewis Carroll | 676 |
The Old Man and Jim | James Whitcomb Riley | 678 |
A Sailor's Yarn | James Jeffrey Roche | 680 |
The Converted Cannibals | G. E. Farrow | 683 |
The Retired Pork-Butcher and the Spook | G. E. Farrow | 685 |
Skipper Ireson's Ride | John Greenleaf Whittier | 688 |
Darius Green and His Flying-Machine | John Townsend Trowbridge | 690 |
A Great Fight | Robert H. Newell | 697 |
The Donnybrook Jig | Viscount Dillon | 700 |
Unfortunate Miss Bailey | Unknown | 702 |
The Laird o' Cockpen | Lady Nairne | 703 |
A Wedding | Sir John Suckling | 704 |
|
XI: TRIBUTE |
The Ahkond of Swat | Edward Lear | 708 |
The Ahkoond of Swat | George Thomas Lanigan | 710 |
Dirge of the Moolla of Kotal | George Thomas Lanigan | 712 |
The Ballad of Bouillabaisse | W. M. Thackeray | 714 |
Ould Doctor Mack | Alfred Perceval Graves | 717 |
Father O'Flynn | Alfred Perceval Graves | 719 |
The Bald-headed Tyrant | Vandyne, Mary E. | 720 |
Barney McGee | Richard Hovey | 721 |
Address to the Toothache | Robert Burns | 724 |
A Farewell to Tobacco | Charles Lamb | 726 |
John Barleycorn | Robert Burns | 730 |
Stanzas to Pale Ale | Unknown | 732 |
Ode to Tobacco | Charles Stuart Calverley | 732 |
Sonnet to a Clam | John G. Saxe | 734 |
To a Fly | John Wolcot | 734 |
Ode to a Bobtailed Cat | Unknown | 737 |
|
XII: WHIMSEY |
An Elegy | Oliver Goldsmith | 740 |
Parson Gray | Oliver Goldsmith | 741 |
The Irishman and the Lady | William Maginn | 742 | [Pg xx] |
The Cataract of Lodore | Robert Southey | 743 |
Lay of the Deserted Influenzaed | H. Cholmondeley-Pennell | 746 |
Bellagcholly Days | Unknown | 747 |
Rhyme of the Rail | John G. Saxe | 748 |
Echo | John G. Saxe | 750 |
Song | Joseph Addison | 751 |
A Gentle Echo on Woman | Dean Swift | 752 |
Lay of Ancient Rome | Thomas R. Ybarra | 753 |
A New Song | John Gay | 754 |
The American Traveller | Robert H. Newell | 757 |
The Zealless Xylographer | Mary Mapes Dodge | 759 |
The Old Line Fence | A. W. Bellaw | 760 |
O-U-G-H | Charles Battell Loomis | 761 |
Enigma on the Letter H | Catherine M. Fanshawe | 762 |
Travesty of Miss Fanshawe's Enigma | Horace Mayhew | 763 |
An Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog | Oliver Goldsmith | 764 |
An Epitaph | Matthew Prior | 765 |
Old Grimes | Albert Gorton Greene | 766 |
The Endless Song | Ruth McEnery Stuart | 768 |
The Hundred Best Books | Mostyn T. Pigott | 769 |
The Cosmic Egg | Unknown | 771 |
Five Wines | Robert Herrick | 772 |
A Rhyme for Musicians | E. Lemke | 772 |
My Madeline | Walter Parke | 773 |
Susan Simpson | Unknown | 774 |
The March to Moscow | Robert Southey | 775 |
Half Hours with the Classics | H. J. DeBurgh | 779 |
On the Oxford Carrier | John Milton | 780 |
Ninety-Nine in the Shade | Rossiter Johnson | 781 |
The Triolet | William Ernest Henley | 782 |
The Rondeau | Austin Dobson | 782 |
Life | Unknown | 783 |
Ode to the Human Heart | Laman Blanchard | 784 |
A Strike Among the Poets | Unknown | 785 |
Whatever Is, Is Right | Laman Blanchard | 786 |
Nothing | Richard Porson | 786 |
Dirge | Unknown | 787 |
O D V | Unknown | 788 |
A Man of Words | Unknown | 790 |
Similes | Unknown | 791 |
No! | Thomas Hood | 792 |
Faithless Sally Brown | Thomas Hood | 792 |
Tim Turpin | Thomas Hood | 795 |
Faithless Nelly Gray | Thomas Hood | 797 |
Sally Simpkin's Lament | Thomas Hood | 800 |
Death's Ramble | Thomas Hood | 801 |
Panegyric on the Ladies | Unknown | 803 |
Ambiguous Lines | Unknown | 804 |
Surnames | James Smith | 804 |
A Ternary of Littles, Upon a Pipkin of Jelly Sent to a Lady | Robert Herrick | 806 |
A Carman's Account of a Law Suit | Sir David Lindesay | 807 |
Out of Sight, Out of Mind | Barnaby Googe | 807 |
Nongtongpaw | Charles Dibdin | 808 |
Logical English | Unknown | 809 |
Logic | Unknown | 809 |
The Careful Penman | Unknown | 810 |
Questions with Answers | Unknown | 810 |
Conjugal Conjugations | A. W. Bellaw | 810 |
Love's Moods and Senses | Unknown | 812 |
The Siege of Belgrade | Unknown | 813 | [Pg xxi] |
The Happy Man | Gilles Ménage | 814 |
The Bells | Unknown | 816 |
Takings | Thomas Hood, Jr. | 817 |
A Bachelor's Mono-Rhyme | Charles Mackay | 817 |
The Art of Bookkeeping | Laman Blanchard | 818 |
An Invitation to the Zoological Gardens | Unknown | 822 |
A Nocturnal Sketch | Thomas Hood | 823 |
Lovelilts | Marion Hill | 824 |
Jocosa Lyra | Austin Dobson | 824 |
To a Thesaurus | Franklin P. Adams | 825 |
The Future of the Classics | Unknown | 826 |
Cautionary Verses | Theodore Hook | 828 |
The War: A-Z | John R. Edwards | 829 |
Lines to Miss Florence Huntingdon | Unknown | 830 |
To My Nose | Alfred A. Forrester | 832 |
A Polka Lyric | Barclay Philips | 832 |
A Catalectic Monody | Unknown | 833 |
Ode for a Social Meeting | Oliver Wendell Holmes | 833 |
The Jovial Priest's Confession | Leigh Hunt | 834 |
Limericks | Carolyn Wells | 835 |
|
XIII: NONSENSE |
Lunar Stanzas | Henry Coggswell Knight | 841 |
The Whango Tree | Unknown | 842 |
Three Children | Unknown | 843 |
'Tis Midnight | Unknown | 843 |
Cossimbazar | Henry S. Leigh | 843 |
An Unexpected Fact | Edward Cannon | 844 |
The Cumberbunce | Paul West | 844 |
Mr. Finney's Turnip | Unknown | 847 |
Nonsense Verses | Charles Lamb | 848 |
Like to the Thundering Tone | Bishop Corbet | 848 |
Aestivation | Oliver Wendell Holmes | 849 |
Uncle Simon and Uncle Jim | Charles Farrar Browne ["Artemus Ward"] | 849 |
A Tragic Story | W. M. Thackeray | 850 |
Sonnet Found in a Deserted Mad House | Unknown | 851 |
The Jim-Jam King of the Jou-Jous | Alaric Bertrand Stuart | 851 |
To Marie | John Bennett | 852 |
My Dream | Unknown | 853 |
The Rollicking Mastodon | Arthur Macy | 853 |
The Invisible Bridge | Gelett Burgess | 855 |
The Lazy Roof | Gelett Burgess | 855 |
My Feet | Gelett Burgess | 855 |
Spirk Troll-Derisive | James Whitcomb Riley | 855 |
The Man in the Moon | James Whitcomb Riley | 856 |
The Lugubrious Whing-Whang | James Whitcomb Riley | 858 |
The Yonghy-Bonghy-Bo | Edward Lear | 859 |
The Jumbles | Edward Lear | 862 |
The Pobble Who Has no Toes | Edward Lear | 865 |
The New Vestments | Edward Lear | 866 |
The Two Old Bachelors | Edward Lear | 868 |
Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | 869 |
Ways and Means | Lewis Carroll | 870 |
Humpty Dumpty's Recitation | Lewis Carroll | 872 |
Some Hallucinations | Lewis Carroll | 874 |
Sing for the Garish Eye | W. S. Gilbert | 875 |
The Shipwreck | E. H. Palmer | 876 | [Pg xxii] |
Uffia | Harriet R. White | 877 |
'Tis Sweet to Roam | Unknown | 878 |
Three Jovial Huntsmen | Unknown | 878 |
King Arthur | Unknown | 879 |
Hyder Iddle | Unknown | 879 |
The Ocean Wanderer | Unknown | 879 |
Scientific Proof | J. W. Foley | 880 |
The Thingumbob | Unknown | 882 |
Wonders of Nature | Unknown | 882 |
Lines by an Old Fogy | Unknown | 882 |
A Country Summer Pastoral | Unknown | 883 |
Turvey Top | William Sawyer | 884 |
A Ballad of Bedlam | Unknown | 886 |
|
XIV: NATURAL HISTORY |
The Fastidious Serpent | Henry Johnstone | 887 |
The Legend of the First Cam-u-el | Arthur Guiterman | 888 |
Unsatisfied Yearning | R. K. Munkittrick | 889 |
Kindly Advice | Unknown | 890 |
Kindness to Animals | J. Ashby-Sterry | 891 |
To Be or Not To Be | Unknown | 891 |
The Hen | Matthew Claudius | 892 |
Of Baiting the Lion | Owen Seaman | 893 |
The Flamingo | Lewis Gaylord Clark | 894 |
Why Doth a Pussy Cat? | Burges Johnson | 895 |
The Walrus and the Carpenter | Lewis Carroll | 896 |
Nirvana | Unknown | 900 |
The Catfish | Oliver Herford | 900 |
War Relief | Oliver Herford | 901 |
The Owl and the Pussy-Cat | Edward Lear | 901 |
Mexican Serenade | Arthur Guiterman | 902 |
Orphan Born | Robert J. Burdette | 903 |
Divided Destinies | Rudyard Kipling | 904 |
The Viper | Hilaire Belloc | 906 |
The Llama | Hilaire Belloc | 906 |
The Yak | Hilaire Belloc | 906 |
The Frog | Hilaire Belloc | 907 |
The Microbe | Hilaire Belloc | 907 |
The Great Black Crow | Philip James Bailey | 907 |
The Colubriad | William Cowper | 909 |
The Retired Cat | William Cowper | 910 |
A Darwinian Ballad | Unknown | 913 |
The Pig | Robert Southey | 914 |
A Fish Story | Henry A. Beers | 916 |
The Cameronian Cat | Unknown | 917 |
The Young Gazelle | Walter Parke | 918 |
The Ballad of the Emeu | Bret Harte | 921 |
The Turtle and Flamingo | James Thomas Fields | 923 |
|
XV: JUNIORS |
Prior to Miss Belle's Appearance | James Whitcomb Riley | 925 |
There Was a Little Girl | Unknown | 926 |
The Naughty Darkey Boy | Unknown | 927 |
Dutch Lullaby | Eugene Field | 928 |
The Dinkey-Bird | Eugene Field | 929 |
The Little Peach | Eugene Field | 931 |
Counsel to Those that Eat | Unknown | 932 |
Home and Mother | Mary Mapes Dodge | 932 |
Little Orphant Annie | James Whitcomb Riley | 934 | [Pg xxiii] |
A Visit From St. Nicholas | Clement Clarke Moore | 935 |
A Nursery Legend | Henry S. Leigh | 937 |
A Little Goose | Eliza Sproat Turner | 938 |
Leedle Yawcob Strauss | Charles Follen Adams | 940 |
A Parental Ode to My Son, Aged Three Years and Five Months | Thomas Hood | 941 |
Little Mamma | Charles Henry Webb | 943 |
The Comical Girl | M. Pelham | 946 |
Bunches of Grapes | Walter Ramal | 947 |
|
XVI: IMMORTAL STANZAS |
The Purple Cow | Gelett Burgess | 948 |
The Young Lady of Niger | Unknown | 948 |
The Laughing Willow | Oliver Herford | 948 |
Said Opie Reed | Julian Street and James Montgomery Flagg | 948 |