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ОглавлениеA Hundred Mery Talys,
II.
Mery Tales and Quicke Answeres,
W. CAREW HAZLITT,
¶ Of hym that said there were but two commandementes. i.
¶ Of John Adroyns in the dyuyls apparell. iii.
¶ Of the ryche man and his two sonnes. iv.
¶ Of the cockolde who gained a ring by his iudgment. v.
¶ Of the scoler that gave his shoes to cloute. vi.
¶ Of hym that said that a womans tongue was lightest of digestion. vii.
¶ Of the woman that followed her fourth husbands bere and wept. viii.
¶ Of the woman that sayd her woer came too late. ix.
¶ Of the mylner with the golden thombe. [17] x.
¶ Of the horseman of Irelande that prayde Oconer for to hange up the frere. xi.
¶ Of the preest that sayd nother corpus meus nor corpus meum. xii.
¶ Of two freres whereof the one loued nat the ele heed nor the other the tayle. xiii.
¶ Of the welche man that shroue hym for brekynge of hys faste on the fryday. xiv.
¶ Of the merchaunte of London that dyd put nobles in his mouthe in hys dethe bedde. xv.
¶ Of the mylner that stale the nuttes of the tayler that stale a shepe. xvi.
¶ Of the foure elementes where they shoulde sone be founde. xvii.
¶ Of the woman that poured the potage in the iudges male. xviii.
¶ Of the wedded men that came to heuen to clayme theyr herytage. xix.
¶ Of the merchaunte that charged his sonne to fynde one to synge for hys soule. xx.
¶ Of the mayde wasshynge clothes that answered the frere. xxi.
¶ Of the thre wyse men of Gotam. xxii.
¶ Of the graye frere that answered his penytente. xxiii.
¶ Of the gentylman that bare the sege borde on hys necke. xxiv.
¶ Of the merchantes wyfe that sayd she wolde take a nap at sermon. xxv.
¶ Of the gentylman that wysshed his tothe in the gentylwomans tayle. xxvii.
¶ Of the Welcheman that confessyd hym howe he had slayne a frere. xxviii.
¶ Of the Welcheman that coude nat gette but a lytell male. xxix.
¶ Of the gentyll woman that sayde to a gentyll man: ye haue a berde aboue and none benethe. xxx.
¶ Of the frere that sayde our Lorde fed fyue M. people with iii. fysshys. xxxi.
¶ Of the frankelyn that wold haue had the frere gone. xxxii.
¶ Of the prest that sayd Our Lady was not so curyous a woman. xxxiii.
¶ Of the good man that sayde to his wyfe he had euyll fare. xxxiv.
¶ Of the frere that had hys chylde make a laten xxxv.
¶ Of the gentylman that asked the frere for his beuer. xxxvi.
¶ Of the thre men that chose the woman. xxxvii.
¶ Of the gentylman that taught his cooke the medycyne for the tothake. xxxviii.
¶ Of the gentylman that promysed the scoler of Oxforde a sarcanet typet. xxxix.
¶ Of mayster Skelton that brought the bysshop of Norwiche ii fesauntes. xl.
¶ Of the yeman of garde that sayd he wolde bete the carter. xli.
¶ Of the fole that saide he had leuer go to hell than to heuen. xlii.
¶ Of the plowmannys sonne that sayde he sawe one make a gose to creke sweetly. xliii.
¶ Of the maydes answere that was with chylde. xliv.
¶ Of the seruaunt that rymyd with hys mayster. xlv.
¶ Of the Welcheman that delyuered the letter to the ape. xlvi.
¶ Of hym that solde ryght nought. xlvii.
¶ Of the frere that tolde the thre chyldres fortunes. xlviii.
¶ Of the boy that bare the frere his masters money. xlix.
¶ Of Phylyp Spencer the bochers man. l.
¶ Of the courtear and the carter. li.
¶ Of the yongman that prayd his felow to teche hym hys paternoster. lii.
¶ Of the frere that prechyd in ryme expownynge the ave maria. liii.
¶ Of the curat that prechyd the artycles of the Crede. liv.
¶ Of the frere that prechyd the x commaundementis. lv.
¶ Of the wyfe that bad her husbande ete the candell fyrste. lvi.
¶ Of the man of lawes sonnes answer. lvii.
¶ Of the frere in the pulpet that bad the woman leue her babelynge. lviii.
¶ Of the Welchman that cast the Scotte into the see. lix.
¶ Of the man that had the dome wyfe. lx.
¶ Of the Proctour of Arches that had the lytel wyfe. lxi.
¶ Of ii nonnes that were shryuen of one preste. lxii.
¶ Of the esquyer that sholde have ben made knyght. lxiii.
¶ Of him that wolde gette the maystrye of his wyfe. lxiv.
¶ Of the penytent that sayd the shepe of God have mercy upon me. lxv.
¶ Of the husbande that sayd he was John Daw. lxvi.
¶ Of the scoler of Oxforde that proued by souestry ii chykens iii. lxvii.
¶ Of the frere that stale the podynge. [114] lxviii.
¶ Of the frankelyns sonne that cam to take ordres. lxix.
¶ Of the husbandman that lodgyd the frere in his own bedde. lxx.
¶ Of the preste that wolde say two gospels for a grote. lxxi.
¶ Of the coutear that dyd cast the frere ouer the bote. lxxii.
¶ Of the frere that prechyd what mennys sowles were. lxxiii.
¶ Of the husbande that cryed ble under the bed. lxxiv.
¶ Of the shomaker that asked the colyer what tydynges in hell. [119] lxxv.
¶ Of Seynt Peter that cryed cause bobe. lxxvi.
¶ Of hym that aduenturyd body and soule for hys prynce. lxxvii.
¶ Of the parson that stale the mylners elys. lxxviii.
¶ Of the Welchman that saw one xls. better than God. lxxix.
¶ Of the frere that said dyryge for the hoggys soule. lxxx.
¶ Of the parson that sayde masse of requiem for Crystes soul. lxxxi.
¶ Of the herdeman that sayde: ryde apace, ye shall haue rayn. lxxxii.
¶ Of hym that sayde: I shall haue nener a peny. lxxxiii.
¶ Of the husbande that sayde hys wyfe and he agreed well. lxxxiv.
¶ Of the prest that sayde Comede episcope. lxxxv.
¶ Of the woman that stale the pot. lxxxvi.
¶ Of mayster Whyttynton dreme. [134] lxxxvii.
¶ Of the prest that killed his horse called modicus. lxxxviii.
¶ Of the Welcheman that stale the Englysshmans cocke. lxxxix.
¶ Of hym that brought a botell to a preste. xc.
¶ Of the endytement of Jesu of Nazareth. xci.
¶ Of the frere that preched agaynst them that rode on the Sonday. xcii.
¶ Of the one broder that founde a purs. xciii.
¶ Of the answere of the mastres to the mayde. xciv.
¶ Of the northern man that was all harte. xcv.
¶ Of the burnynge of olde John. xcvi.
¶ Of the courtear that ete the hot custarde. xcvii.
¶ Of the thre pointes belonging to a shrewd wyfe. xcix.
¶ Of the man that paynted the lamb upon his wyfes bely. c.
ADDITIONAL NOTES AND ILLUSTRATIONS.
¶ Tales, and quicke answers, very mery, and pleasant to rede.
¶ Of hym that rode out of London and had his seruaunt folowynge on foote. i.
¶ Of hym that preched on saynt Chrystophers day. ii.
¶ Of the frenche man, that stroue with the Janway for his armes. iii.
¶ Of the curate that sayde our Lorde fedde U. C. persons. iiii.
¶ Of hym that profered his doughter in mariage. v.
¶ Of them that came to London to bye a Crucifixe. vi.
¶ Of hym that folowed his wyfe to buryenge. vii.
¶ Of hym that felle into the fyre. viii.
¶ Of him that vsed to cal his servant the kinge of foles. ix.
¶ Of the yonge woman that sorowed so greatly her husbondes deth. x.
¶ Of him that kissed the mayd with the longe nose. xi.
¶ The Uplandisshe mans answere, concerninge the steple and pulpit. xii.
¶ Of the beggers answere to M. Skelton the poete. xiii.
¶ Of the chaplen, that sayde our lady matens a bed. xiiii.
¶ Of him that lost his purse in London. xv.
¶ Of the marchaunt that lost his bodgette betwene Ware and Lon[don]. xvi.
¶ Of him that was called cuckolde. xvii.
¶ Of the fatte woman that solde frute. xix.
¶ Of a poller that begyled a prest. xx.
¶ Of Papirius pretextatus. xxi.
¶ Of the corrupte man of lawe. xxii.
¶ Of kynge Lowes of France, and the husbandman. xxiii.
¶ Of an other picke-thanke, and the same kinge. xxiiii.
¶ Of Thales the astronomer that fell in a ditch. xxv.
¶ Of the astronomer that theues robbed. xxvi.
¶ Of the plough man that sayde his pater noster. xxvii.
¶ Of him that dreamed he fonde golde. xxviii.
¶ Of the crakynge yonge gentyll man, that wold ouerthrowe his enmyes a myle of. xxix.
¶ Of hym that fell of a tre and brake his rybbe. xxx.
¶ Of the frier that brayde in his sermon. xxxi.
¶ The oration of the ambassadour sent to Pope Urban. xxxii.
¶ Of the ambassadour sent to the prince Agis. xxxiii.
¶ The answere of Cleomenes to the Samiens ambassadour. xxxiiii.
¶ Of the wyse man Piso and his seruant. xxxv.
¶ Of the marchant that made a wager with his lord. xxxvi.
¶ Of the friere that gaue scrowes agaynst the pestilence. xxxvii.
¶ Of the phisitian, that vsed to write bylles ouer eue. xxxviii.
¶ Of hym that wolde confesse hym by writinge. xxxix.
¶ Of the hermite of Padowe. xl.
¶ Of the Uplandysshe man, that sawe the kynge. xli.
¶ Of the courtier that bad the boy holde his horse. xlii.
¶ Of the deceytfull scriuener. xliii.
¶ Of hym that saide he beleued his wyfe better than other, that she was chaste. xliiii.
¶ Of hym that payde his dette with crienge bea. xlv.
¶ Of the woman that appeled fro kyng Philip to kynge Philippe. xlvi.
¶ Of the olde woman, that prayde for the welfare of the tyrant Denise. xlvii.
¶ Of the phisitian Eumonus. xlviii.
¶ Of Socrates and his scoldinge wyfe. xlix.
¶ Of the phisitian that bare his paciente on honde, he had eaten an asse. l.
¶ Of the inholders [222] wyfe and her ii louers. li.
¶ Of hym that healed franticke men. lii.
¶ Of hym that sayde he was not worthy to open the gate to the kynge. liii.
¶ Of mayster Uauasour and Turpin his man. liiii.
¶ Of hym that sought his wyfe agaynst the streme. lv.
¶ Of hym that at a skyrmyshe defended him with his feet. lvi.
¶ Of hym that wolde gyue a songe for his dyner. lvii.
¶ Of the foole that thought hym selfe deed. lviii.
¶ Of the olde man and his sonne that brought his asse to the towne to sylle. lix.
¶ Of him that sought his asse and rode on his backe. lx.
¶ The answere of Fabius to Liuius. lxi.
¶ The answere of Poltis, the kynge of Thrace, to the Troyan embassadors. [246] lxii.
¶ The wyse answere of Hanibal to kynge Antiochus, concerninge his ryche armye. lxiii.
¶ The wordes of Popilius the Romayn embassadour to Antiochus the kynge. lxiiii.
¶ Of him that loued the marchants wyfe. lxv.
¶ Of the woman that couerd her heed and shewed her taile. lxvi.
¶ Howe Alexander was monysshed to slee the fyrste that he mette. lxvii.
¶ Howe the cite of Lamsac was saued from destruction. lxviii.
¶ Howe Demosthenes defended a mayde. lxix.
¶ Of him that desired to be made a gentilman. lxx.
¶ Of the gentyll man and his shrewde wyfe. lxxi.
¶ Of the two yonge men that rode to Walsyngham. [258] lxxii.
¶ Of the yonge man of Bruges, and his spouse. lxxiii.
¶ Of hym that made as he hadde ben a chaste lyuer. lxxiiii.
¶ Of hym that the olde roode fell on. lxxv.
¶ Of the wydow that wolde nat wedde for bodily pleasure. lxxvi.
¶ Of the couetous ambassodour, that wolde here no musike. lxxvii.
¶ How Denise the tirant serued a couetous man. lxxix.
¶ Of the olde man, that quengered [267] the boy oute of the apletree with stones. lxxx.
¶ Of the ryche man that wolde not haue a glyster. lxxxi.
¶ Of hym that feyned hym selfe deed to proue what his wyfe wolde do. lxxxii.
¶ Of the poure man, into whose house theues brake by nyghte. [270] lxxxiii.
¶ Of hym that shulde haue ben hanged for his scoffynge. lxxxiiii.
¶ Of hym that had his goose stole. lxxxv.
¶ Of the begger that sayd he was kyn to kyng Philip of Macedone. lxxxvi.
¶ Of Dantes answere to the iester. lxxxvii.
¶ Of hym that had sore eyes. [274] lxxxviii.
¶ Of the olde woman that had sore eyes. lxxxix.
¶ Of hym that had the custodi of a warde. xc.
¶ Of the excellent paynter, that had foule children. xci.
¶ Of the scoffer that made a man a south sayer. xcii.
¶ Of the marchaunt of Florence called Charles. xciii.
¶ Of the chesshire man called Eulyn. xciiii.
¶ Of him that desired to be set vpon the pillori. xcv.
¶ Of the wydowes daughter that was sent to the abbot with a couple of capons. xcvi.
¶ Of the two men, that dranke a pynte of whyte wyne to gether. xcvii.
¶ Of the doctour that went with the fouler to catche byrdes. xcviii.
¶ Of hym that vndertoke to teache an asse to rede. xcix.
¶ Of the fryer that confessed the woman. [287] c.
¶ Howe a chaplen of Louen deceyued an vsurer. ci.
¶ Of the same chaplen and one that spited him. cii.
¶ Of the olde man that put him selfe in his sonnes handes. ciii.
¶ Of hym that had a flye peynted in his shilde. ciiii.
¶ Of th' emperour Augustus and the olde men. cv.
¶ Phocions oration to the Athen[ian]s. [295] cvi.
¶ Of Demosthenes and Phocion. cvii.
¶ Of Phocion that refused Alexanders gyfte. cviii.
¶ Of Denyse the tyranne and his sonne. cix.
¶ Of Pomponius the Romayne, that was brought before Mithridates. cx.
¶ Of Titus and the iester. cxi.
¶ Of Scipio Nasica and Ennius the poete. [297] cxii.
¶ Of Fabius Minutius and his sonne. cxiii.
¶ Of Aurelian, that was displeased, bycause the cite Tyna was closed agaynst hym. cxiiii.
¶ Of the Nunne forced that durst not crie. cxv.
¶ Of him that sayde he was the Diuelles man. cxvi.
¶ Of the vplandishe [303] priest, that preached of Charitie. cxvii.
¶ Another sayinge of the same preest. cxviii.
¶ Of the fryer that praysed sainct Frauncis. cxix.
¶ Of hym that warned his wife of wasshynge her face in foule puddell water. cxx.
¶ Of the husbandman that caused the iudge to geue sentence agaynst him selfe. cxxi.
¶ Of the Italian friar that shoulde preach before the B. of Rome and his cardinals. cxxii.
¶ Of the doctour that sayd, in Erasmus workes were heresies. cxxiii.
¶ Of the frier that preached at Paules crosse agaynst Erasmus. cxxiv.
¶ Of an other frier that taxed Erasmus for writyng Germana theologia. cxxv.
¶ Of an other that inueighed agaynst the same Erasmus. cxxvi.
¶ Of kyng Richarde the iii, and the Northern man. [315] cxxvii.
¶ Of the Canon and his man. cxxviii
¶ Of the same Canon and his sayd man. cxxix.
¶ Of the gentilman that checked hys seruant for talke of ryngyng. cxxx.
¶ Of the blynde man and his boye. cxxxi.
¶ Of him that sold two lodes of hey. cxxxii.
¶ How a mery man deuised to cal people to a playe. cxxxiii.
¶ How the image of the dyuell was lost and sought. cxxxiiii.
¶ Of Tachas, kyng of Aegypt, and Agesilaus. cxxxv.
¶ Of Corar the Rhetorician, and Tisias hys scoler. cxxxvi.
¶ Of Augustus and Athenodorus the Phylosopher. cxxxvii.
¶ Of the frenche kyng and the brome seller. [339] cxxxviii.
¶ An other tale of the same frenche kyng. [340] cxxxix.
¶ What an Italyan fryer dyd in his preachyng. cxl.
