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As well as noodles and spaghetti, eggs are all that you’ll be eating for the next three years. You can’t make them in the microwave but you can throw them around your halls when you’re drunk (hilarious). These are the basis of the classic student dish: Spanish omelette. Boys who think they’re classy invite vite girls over to their house and give them £6 wine and a Spanish omelette when they want to impress them. Most of the time the girl is thinking: “He promised me a ‘chilled cordon bleu sesh’ and he’s serving me an omelette with potatoes in it.”