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Prince Frederick and Lord George were walking along a beautiful forest path. Birds were chirping, bees humming, frogs croaked. George took a deep breath and smiled, “Ah! Don’t you just love the smell of nature?” But Frederick was less than impressed with the scenery. “I don’t have a sense of smell. I’m dead, remember?”

“Whoopsie.” The roach couldn’t help but be a little embarrassed. He babbled on to fill the awkward silence, “Have you ever been on a journey of self-discovery before?”

“Well I don’t remember much of my life before so I can’t really say.” the Zombie replied. “This is as new to you as it is to me. Finding yourself; I didn’t even know I was lost to be honest.”

“Well apparently we’re all lost until we find our essence. Our essence will reveal our purpose and our purpose reveals our reason for existence.” Lord George parroted ghost Gaston’s words back to Frederick.

“But I still don’t understand how a physical journey will help us with our spiritual journey.” Lord George thought out aloud. “According to Melinda, we need external challenges to reveal our internal character. Once we have overcome all of the challenges on our journey, the Oracle we will meet will tell us our true essence.” Frederick explained.

“But what’s the point of finding our essence?” George still wasn’t getting it.

“According to the Oracles, an entity cannot move over to the other side unless it is whole and complete. Without our essence, part of us remains missing.”

“You do realize that moving over would mean you won’t see Princess Minna again?”

Frederick remained silent for a few moments, “Yes I know. I thought about whether I really wanted to move over or not, but my staying wouldn’t be fair to her.”

Lord George looked at Frederick sympathetically. He knew how much Minna meant to his zombie friend. “Besides,” Frederick added, “… one day she will move over to the other side and we will see each other again. In another world or in another life perhaps.”

Meanwhile, back at the palace, the Princess was trying to play her harp, but her thoughts wouldn’t let her get a single note right.

Where were they now? Have they encountered their first challenge? Did they succeed?

Frederick promised he would ask the Oracle for permission to say goodbye to her before moving over to the other side. Sometimes none of this made any sense. What was her essence, her purpose? She always thought it was to make her father happy and to one day rule the land, but what if he died? What if the land fell into someone else’s hands? What would be her purpose then? Who decides your purpose anyway? God? The Universe? With all these questions buzzing around in her head, Minna felt dizzy and very tired. In no time at all she was fast asleep on the garden bench.

Far away from Ginthonia, Frederick and Lord George reached a cliff overlooking an angry sea. Lord George stood on Frederick’s shoulder and clung to a strand of his hair so that he wouldn’t be blown away. Under normal circumstamces, they’d have probably found the scenery quite pretty. In a rustic, melancholic sort of way of course. A moody sea was lying in front of them. They were surrounded by mist and tall cliffs covered in shrubs.

Frederick pulled a ragged book from his coat pocket. The wind made it difficult to page through it. “Here!” he shouted so that Lord George could hear him over the wind. Frederick pointed to a drawing of a ladder going down the cliff. “We need to find this ladder and go down towards the sea.” he continued. “But I haven’t seen any ladder, my prince.” They searched the cliffs for a way down. “Over here!” Frederick shouted. In front of them was a frayed ladder made out of rope, hidden behind some branches. “That doesn’t look safe.” Lord George couldn’t hide his fear. “Well, what’s the worst that can happen? We die? Again?” they both laughed nervously at Frederick’s really bad joke. “Our bodies could break into a thousand tiny pieces and we go into limbo - in pieces for all eternity.” Lord George said. “Well, we have to risk resting in pieces if we ever want to rest in peace.” Something about the dark sea put Frederick in a poetic mood.

“Ready?” the zombie grabbed hold of the rope ladder and began to climb down. The first few steps weren’t too bad. Lord George kept his eyes shut as he knew looking down at the crashing waves would make him panicky. Frederick continued to climb down step-by-step, holding on tight. He knew that they had to make it down on time while it was still low tide. According to Nurse Melinda’s book of instructions, that was the only way to make it through the small passageway into the cave. That’s where they would face their first challenge. The thought of it made him feel sick.

Frederick climbed faster and faster. His foot slipped. He tried to grab onto the rope, but it too slipped through his hands. He kept trying to get hold of the rope. Lord George screamed and held onto Frederick’s hair as they spiraled down together towards the pointy rocks. As they plummeted, Frederick’s shirt got caught on a rock. He swung his body towards the rope ladder and grabbed it again. After taking a few seconds to recover from the shock, he continued to climb down. Just as he got his confidence back, Lord George led out another scream. Frederick looked down and saw giant sword fish jumping towards them. To make matters worse, these were no ordinary swordfish. They were decomposing, red-eyed zombie swordfish! Yes, they were about to be attacked by zombie swordfish. Things were getting a little bit extra for our low key zombie prince. The swordfish went straight for the back of Frederick’s neck. He kept on swinging the ladder in the opposite direction until the fish crashed against the cliffs. George noticed the tide coming in. They had to get down there soon. Suddenly, more and more zombie swordfish jumped towards them. Frederick lost his grip on the ladder. Together, Frederick and Lord George fell into the dark, angry water.