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Don’t go to their gigs when they come to your town. Don’t show the reporter from your local paper all your school photos. Don’t go on This Is Your Life and weakly shake their hand as they try to remember who you are. Buy a high-powered rifle and shoot them. They’re famous and you’re not! What’s wrong with you! (NB: If you do shoot anyone famous, don’t say you got the idea from this book. That would just make YOU look silly. Probably best to not shoot anyone at all.)