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Wash your hair with this chemical gloop – which we’ve called oxycortiferogerontizine although you will know it better as ‘donkey widdle’ – and it’ll have more ‘body’. Later it will fall out, giving your carpet more ‘body’. Hair ads are the only places left, apart from crack dens, where you can still boast about how many chemicals you’ve put in something.

And who are all these scientists in science labs, working day and night to invent shinier hair? No wonder there isn’t a cure for the common cold. ‘Sorry Mrs Smith, your husband is going to die of Lassa fever but good news! We’ve cleared up his dandruff.’