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Harvest Festival

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– Get ready, Hans! We are entering the window of opportunity!

– Readiness level one, sir! I confirm!

– What’s that on your screen, Hans?

– It’s on our front camera, sir! Toroidal galaxy or nebula, sir!

– I would say it looks like a fanny, Hans! What a miracle! As soon as the window of opportunity opened, somebody’s butt appeared in it!

– An interesting pattern, sir!

– You bet! Now send to space galactic greetings, as required by the Rules!

– Done!

– Is there any answer?

– No, nothing, sir! But, there’s some kind of modulation received, probably local music…

– Try to come closer to that planet, it’s most likely from there!

– Looks like it, sir!

– Can you imagine, Hans, we are in the galaxy called the Ass of the World! Nevertheless, they are having fun in it!

– Yes, sir, they are probably dancing!

– Harvest Festival, Hans, or some other crap!

– Possible, sir!

– See, Hans, what a joy! Have you ever dreamt of getting into the Ass of the World for a Harvest Festival!

– Never dared dream about it, sir!

– And yet, we did it!

– Shall we start a rain there! As an experiment?

– Come on, Hans, downpour, and let’s get out from here! We don’t need to come to any contact with them! If we are not lost, of course…

– It’s forbidden by the Rules of the Flights, sir!

– True, but to send them a shower is acceptable!

– What should I put as the reason for the interference in the form, sir?

– Security, Hans, of course, our security! You never know what kind of boomerangs they can throw at us…

– It’s raining, sir! For three days running now! I wish it was raining beer, sir!

– Good things keep on coming! Do throw them a lightning bolt a couple of times! Show them we also know how to have fun! Did you say “beer” or is it in my imagination?

– I did, sir!

– Don’t forget to transfer some to us! We can’t waste the opportunity!

– To celebrate their harvest, sir?

– Exactly!

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