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Harvest Festival
Оглавление– Get ready, Hans! We are entering the window of opportunity!
– Readiness level one, sir! I confirm!
– What’s that on your screen, Hans?
– It’s on our front camera, sir! Toroidal galaxy or nebula, sir!
– I would say it looks like a fanny, Hans! What a miracle! As soon as the window of opportunity opened, somebody’s butt appeared in it!
– An interesting pattern, sir!
– You bet! Now send to space galactic greetings, as required by the Rules!
– Done!
– Is there any answer?
– No, nothing, sir! But, there’s some kind of modulation received, probably local music…
– Try to come closer to that planet, it’s most likely from there!
– Looks like it, sir!
– Can you imagine, Hans, we are in the galaxy called the Ass of the World! Nevertheless, they are having fun in it!
– Yes, sir, they are probably dancing!
– Harvest Festival, Hans, or some other crap!
– Possible, sir!
– See, Hans, what a joy! Have you ever dreamt of getting into the Ass of the World for a Harvest Festival!
– Never dared dream about it, sir!
– And yet, we did it!
– Shall we start a rain there! As an experiment?
– Come on, Hans, downpour, and let’s get out from here! We don’t need to come to any contact with them! If we are not lost, of course…
– It’s forbidden by the Rules of the Flights, sir!
– True, but to send them a shower is acceptable!
– What should I put as the reason for the interference in the form, sir?
– Security, Hans, of course, our security! You never know what kind of boomerangs they can throw at us…
– It’s raining, sir! For three days running now! I wish it was raining beer, sir!
– Good things keep on coming! Do throw them a lightning bolt a couple of times! Show them we also know how to have fun! Did you say “beer” or is it in my imagination?
– I did, sir!
– Don’t forget to transfer some to us! We can’t waste the opportunity!
– To celebrate their harvest, sir?
– Exactly!
