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– Hans!

– Yes, sir!

– You know, I’ve been flying with you for a whole year!

– Yes, sir, one might say, it is an anniversary!

– That’s it! We could celebrate it somehow…

– Like invite someone, sir?

– Well, that’s not likely to work, Hans. We’re in another galaxy!

– Then do something special! For example, decorate the ship with garlands!

– Not allowed by the rules, Hans. Reduces safety!

– Well, cook something delicious then.

– For that we need ingredients, Hans? What special dish can be concocted of porridge No. 1 and porridge No. 2? Porridge number 3, even if you mix them all? What wingdings did you do at the Academy when the year ended?

– Better not to recall, sir! Moreover, since we are in another galaxy… Once the guys and I went…

– Set aside for now, Hans! Look, something has materialized in the transfer device!

– It’s wrapped in colorful paper, sir! And tied with a ribbon.

– Here, you see, Hans! The System remembers you, the System is always with you!

– Serving the System, sir!

– Open it carefully, try not to damage the paper!

– Oh, it’s a book, sir: Guidelines for Conducting a Safety Flight on an Airplane!

– Just as I thought! I wonder where they’ve dug out this vintage thing!

– Some of your friends, sir?

– Or yours, Hans. We’ll find out one day. I have an idea! Look which ship has a similar anniversary and teleport this book to them! Let them have some fun too!

– Will do, sir!