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So you wake up with this tattoo/diagnosis. How do you react?

Underindentification: “Ho ho ho! This is surely but an amusing temporary tattoo placed on me as a prank. It will certainly wash off in the shower.”

Medium-Low: “The tat is real, but I'm going to wear long-sleeved shirts for the rest of my life to cover it up.”

Middle: “Living with this tattoo is going to be a bitch and a half, but it's also kind of dope.”

Medium-High: “Short sleeves for me, baby.”

Overidentification: “This tattoo defines me, man. I'm going to tattoo the rest of my body with snakeskin and have a horn surgically implanted on my head.”