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NAME: Freddie Foreman

DATE OF BIRTH: 5 March 1932

STAR SIGN: Pisces

OCCUPATION: Managing Director of British Crime

After checking the licence of the driver he’d stopped, the police officer comments. ‘It says here you’re supposed to be wearing glasses.’ ‘But Officer,’ said the driver, ‘I’ve got contacts.’ ‘I don’t care who you know,’ snaps the officer. ‘You’re breaking the law.’