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ОглавлениеNAME: Roy Shaw
DATE OF BIRTH: You’re as old as the woman you feel!
STAR SIGN: Pisces
OCCUPATION: Whatever he wants!
DID YOU HEAR about the two convicts in America who were about to be executed? The warden says to the first one, ‘Do you have a last request?’ The convict says, ‘Yes, I’d like to hear the song “Achy Breaky Heart” one last time.’The Warden says, ‘OK, I think we can arrange that.’ Then he says to the second convict, ‘How about you?’ The second convict says, ‘Yeah, kill me first.’
