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NAME: Kevin Houston – ‘naughty but nice’

DATE OF BIRTH: 8 May 1951

STAR SIGN: Taurus

OCCUPATION: Boxing Promoter; Tattoo Artist; Entrepreneur

THERE’S THIS PRIEST, and he’s having a wank at the back of the Vatican, and he hears a click – and there’s a tourist who is taking a picture of him. So he says, ‘Oh, you have a camera,’ and the tourist says, ‘Yes, I take picture of you.’ The priest says, ‘How much do you want for camera?’ He says, ‘A thousand dollars.’ The priest says, ‘OK, I give you a thousand dollars for camera.’ So he gives him the thousand dollars and gets the fucking camera from him and walks round the corner and sees the Monsignor. The Monsignor says, ‘How much you pay for the camera?’ The priest says, ‘I pay a thousand dollars for camera.’ The Monsignor says, ‘He must have seen you coming!’