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Undid my barricade and went downstairs. I am so restless.

Angus is driving everyone insane!! He is not allowed out at night until he learns his lesson vis-à-vis Naomi the sex kitten. He has to be kept away from her otherwise he is for the big chop. Although I would like to see the vet that could do the job and still have both arms.

He keeps yowling and scratching at the door. He is supposed to go to the piddly-diddly department and poo parlour division in the laundry room. But he won’t go in, he just hangs round the front door trying to get out, whining and scratching and occasionally licking his bottom.

Libby said, “C’mon, big pussy, I’ll show you,” and went and had a piddly-diddly on his tray. Erlack.

She said, “It’s NICE!!!”

Oh marvellous. Now we’ll never get her to go to the ordinary piddly-diddly department. She’ll want her own tray.

Then Vati, Loon leader of the Universe, took over. “I’ll deal with the bloody thing!”

He dragged Angus into the laundry to put him on the cat tray. It took him about half an hour, even using the spade. Anyway, he got him in there at last. There was a lot of yowling and swearing and Vati came out two minutes later covered in kitty litter. Like the Abominable Ashtray! Even his beard was grey.