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In the end, after Angus had laid waste to four loo rolls, I was made to take him out on his lead to see if it would calm him down. God he’s strong! I mean, normally I have very little control over him but his love has given him the strength of ten mad cats. When we got out of the door he just took off with me on the end of the lead. Straight to Naomi’s love parlour. At Mr and Mrs Across the Road’s place there was a reinforced fence round the garden but you could see the house and there was Naomi! The sex kitten. Languishing in the kitchen window. On the windowsill. Looking all longing. She was like me. All puckered up and nowhere to go. Poor furry thing. Angus yowled and started doing this weird shivering thing. When Naomi saw Angus she immediately lay on her back with her girlie parts flowing free. She’s a dreadful minx. No wonder Angus is a wreck, driven mad by her Burmese sex kitteny charms. Still, that is male and female for you. Sex God was probably at home even now thinking about me and shivering with excitement like Angus.