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Also the orang-utan gene is rearing its ugly head again. My eyebrows are so hairy they are now approaching the “It’s a moustache! It’s a hedgehog!!! No, no, it’s GEORGIA’S EYEBROWS!!” stage.

It doesn’t even stop at the head, this rogue hair business. I’ve just inspected my legs. I look like I have got hairy trousers on.

Dad’s razor is lying there, calling to me, “Come on, use me. You know you want to.” But no, no, I must resist after what happened last time. My eyebrows took a thousand years to grow back after I accidentally shaved them off.

Hmm, but maybe Mum’s hair-removing cream? Just a little dab here and there.