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Two girlfriends are at lunch.

1: I thought you were stuck on that accountant bloke.

2: No. Turns out he had a real fetish for Oriental women.

1: What about the pilot?

2: Jim? Rich Jim, the American? Oh, he wasn’t a pilot, he just owned a few planes, a Ferrari, a vintage Morgan, a beach house in LA, a condo in Miami…

1: Hmm, the man who has everything, eh?

2: Exactly. Including a god-awful scar where his willy used to be. Bicycle accident when he was young.

1: Bicycle accident?

2: Yes. I mean you could forgive him a glorious motorbike accident, couldn’t you? But not amputation by pushbike.