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A miffed office worker puts the phone down.

SARAH: Oooh! Northern men!

RACHEL: S’up, love, ’as he upset you?

SARAH: Oooh, no more than usual! I ’aven’t seen him for three weeks and I ’aven’t spoken to him for two, and I’m telling him how much I miss him and that I love him and do you know what he says?

RACHEL: Go on.

SARAH: He says ‘similar’. Five bloody years we’ve been together and he says ‘similar’. Men!