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A sales counter in a department store. An older shop assistant with a Yorkshire accent serves a young woman.

ASSISTANT: ’ello, love! You shopping?

YOUNG WOMAN: Yeah. Got a party to go to. Thought I’d treat myself to a new outfit.

The assistant looks a little shocked and lifts up the young woman’s purchases.

ASSISTANT: Knickers and um ’andbag? By ’eck, love. I hope you’re wearing more than that!