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STUFF I WANTED AND DIDN’T GET
ОглавлениеGas barbecue: ‘We don’t have a garden.’ ‘We will one day.’ ‘We need something to eat off before then.’
Croquet set: same.
Black beanbag: ‘We’re not living in a bachelor pad any more.’
Rothko prints: same.
Chef ’s blowtorch: same. ‘But what about crème brûlée?’ ‘You’ll use it once and get bored.’
Juicer: ‘Boy’s toy. Pointless gadget. Kitchen clutter. No.’
Coffee machine: same.