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This little book is your passport to speaking German, Instantly!

Instant! German is packed full of practical, everyday, street-wise phrases and words. For the more down-to-earth reader, we’ve included a few carefully chosen, internationally-recognisable swear words too. Why…here are but some examples:

“Does my bum look big in this?”

“My German is not very good.”

“Some porknuckles please.”

“Do you have any vegetarian food?”

“Follow that cab!”

“Hi honey, I’m home.”

“I’ll see you in court”

“Stick it up your arse.”

“Can I see you again?”

“Where is the toilet?”

“Stop your dog barking.”

“What a wanker.”

“I’ve been mugged.”

“Honey, have I got a clean shirt?”

Instant! German uses phonetics - Fon-net-ix. We keep it simple.

German is a challenging language and some pronunciations are difficult to explain in print. However, in our experience, if you seem to be at least making an effort to speak German, you’ll gain Instant! respect.

Thanks for buying our book: one author is saving up for a 2,000sqm apartment on The Peak in Hong Kong, while the other one urgently needs more conflict-free diamonds to grace his imaginary girlfriends’ fingers.