Cover Page
Title Page
Epigraph
Prologue
Spain…not quite
Mick’s Plane Speaking
France
How to Build Your Own Five Billion Euro Airline
The Low Fares Airline (1)
United Kingdom
The Low Fares Airline (2)
Belgium
The Low Fares Airline (3)
The Rough Guide—An official handbook for Crewlink staff working on Ruinair aircraft
Netherlands
Flying for Peanuts
Luxembourg
Easy
Greece
Germany…not quite
Germany…again
Berlin
Austria
Germany…more
Ireland
Switzerland
Liechtenstein
United Kingdom…again
Spain…again
Spain…more
Andorra
Italy
San Marino
The Low Fares Airline (4)
Most Definitely…‘Not Ruinair’
Norway
Annual General Meeting
Some Appreciation
Aero-Naughty-Cal-Endar
Denmark (and Sweden)
www.airlinemeals.net
The Only Official Ruinair Joke in the Universe
Bus Excursions from Airports Ruinair fly to
Finland
Wheel Share
France…encore
Taxes, Fees and Charges
Portugal
Caught Napping
Ireland…again
Financial Ruination
The Low Fares Airline (5)
Christmas Presence
Epilogue
Sources
Copyright
About the Publisher
