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Part 1
The Monument
Grasping the Airspace and Making New Astronomical Discoveries[59]
ОглавлениеThe well-known company producing the rubber devices received an order from WTO to make air balloons shaped like the ‘Peeing Briton’ that will be launched into the air on the International Toilet Day. On the same day the meetings with the veterans of the Movement will be organised and the ritualistic induction[60] of the new Club members will take place next to the famous monument.
At the same time the British astronomers (incidentally the PB Club members) watched the night sky and discovered a marvellous cosmo-geological phenomenon. They found out that one of the Uranus satellites, Urinia, not long ago discovered by their Belgian colleagues (also incidentally PB Club members), had shown unusually heightened activity of its hot springs on the 11th and the 19th of November. What a symbolic splash of support![61]
The peeing marksman is already in the air, but he will not last as the sniper in the dunes has already taken his aim
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The Russian word ‘прописка’ can be translated as ‘induction’ or as ‘to pee out’. So the pun is intended here by the author.
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Let us remind you that Uranus gives a signal for the revolts and uprisings all over the place due to the Aquarius Era. That targets the feelings of independence and liberty; give birth to the innovators, upsets every traditional orthodoxy. Things like this may shock many people. Those who can’t wait to know all about Uranus’s influence on the human psyche I can only advise to read this book without delay all the way to the chapter called: ‘Secret of Blockhead’s Appeal’ in Part 2 of this book on page 190.
