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12:32 p.m.
ОглавлениеHiding from the Bummer Twins in the science-block loos. Jas, Jules, Rosie, Ellen, Patty, Sarah, Mabs and me…all in one cubicle. We have to keep our feet off the floor so that no one will know we are in here. It’s hard to keep your balance when there are eight of you standing on one loo seat.
Alert, alert!!!! Two people came into the loos. I recognised their voices. It was Wet Lindsay and one of her mates, Dismal Sandra.
Wet Lindsay said, “Honestly, some of the younger girls are so dim. One of them came to see me and asked me if she could get pregnant from sitting on a boy’s knee.”
Jas mouthed at me, “Can you?” Which I thought was quite funny but I couldn’t laugh otherwise we would end up quite literally down the pan.
I wanted to look over the top of the cubicle so that Owlie would know I had seen her in the loo. Seen her removing her thong from her bum-oley!!!
Then Owlie’s weedy mate Dismal Sandra said, “What’s happening with Robbie?”
I was full-on, attention-wise.
Wet Lindsay said, “Well he says he doesn’t want to get serious because of college and the band and everything.”
I nearly yelled out, “It’s not that, Owlie, it is because he DOESN’T like you…”
Dismal Sandra said, “So what will you do, then?”
Lindsay said, “Oh, I’ve got my ways, I’ll charm him back in the end. He’s not seeing anyone else, he says. I expect he’s still upset about us splitting up.”
Oh yeah, in your dreams, Owlie.