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The Bummer Twins have both got their knickers in a twist. They saw Nauseating P. Green coming out of a classroom, talking to Wet Lindsay. P. Green was probably telling her something about hamster feed. But the Bummers are saying she is a snitcher because they got done for knocking off school the other day. They call Nauseating P. Green “Snitcher the Elephant” now. They stole her Hamsters Weekly. I thought she was going to cry which would have been horrific.

Rosie sent me a note in Maths; it said, I am an equilateral triangle.

I wrote back and said, Does that mean all your angles are equal? and she wrote, I don’t know, I’m a triangle.

I looked over at her and pushed my nose back like a pig. She did the same thing back. We could while away the hours much more amusingly if we could sit together.

I said that to Slim when she split us up last term. I said, “Miss Simpson, it is a well-known fact that if friends sit together they are encouraged to do more work.” But she just shook in such a jelloid way I thought her chins would drop off.

She said, “The last time you two sat together, you set the locusts free in the Biology lab.”

Oh honestly, not only has she got legs like an elephant, she has got a memory like one. How many times did we have to explain it was an accident? No one could have imagined they would eat Mr Attwood’s spare overalls.

It is RE in a couple of hours so I will be able to have a decent chat to my mates instead of wasting time learning about stuff.