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In my bedroom. I’ve got my head under my pillow. This house is like a mental institution. In the front room Uncle Eddie and Mum are practising salsa. He turned up on his motorbike with a crate of wine. First of all he came snooping up to my room and opened my door (I don’t know why we don’t just take it off its hinges and leave it at that). I think he must have already had one crate of wine because he had a tennis racket he was pretending to play as a guitar and he said, “Georgia, this is a little song entitled, ‘Get off the stove, Grandad, you’re too old to ride the range’,” then he laughed like King Loon and went off downstairs singing, “Agadoo doo dooo.”

Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn’t it further away? Libby is in the airing cupboard with Angus. She says they are playing doctors and nurses.