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FOREWORD

A is for…ASS-KICKING

B is for…BONERS

C is for…COPPING A FEEL

D is for…TAKING A DUMP

E is for…ENLIGHTENMENT

F is for…FEMALE WRESTLING

G is for…GAS

H is for…HOT SAUCE

I is for…IRATE

J is for…BEEF JERKY

K is for…KNOCKERS

L is for…LUMBERJACK

M is for…METAL

N is for…CHUCK NORRIS

O is for…OBEDIENCE

P is for…PIRATES

Q is for…QUICKIE

R is for…ROAD RAGE

S is for…SNEAKING A PEEK

T is for…TAUNTING

U is for…URINAL ETIQUETTE

V is for…VIOLENCE

W is for…WINNER

X is for…XXX

Y is for…YELLING

Z is for…ZOMBIES

THE NUMBERS OF MANLINESS

616 is for…THE MANLIEST NUMBER IN THE UNIVERSE

3 is for…THE NUMBER OF ASSHOLES YOUR DOG SHOULD HAVE

2 is for…THE NUMBER OF FISTS IT TAKES TO WIN AN ARGUMENT

4 is…THE UNMANLIEST NUMBER IN HISTORY

12 is…THE NUMBER OF CIGARETTES KIDS SHOULD SMOKE EVERY DAY

26 is…THE NUMBER OF THE MANLIEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY, THEODORE ROOSEVELT

45 is…THE NUMBER OF TIMES I’VE LAUGHED WHILE READING STORIES ABOUT SIDS (SUDDEN INFANT DEATH SYNDROME)

0 is for…THE NUMBER OF PETS YOU SHOULD OWN IF YOU’RE HOMELESS

EPILOGUE

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