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(Some of) the Many Faces of the F-Word

FUCK: verb (intransitive)

To have sexual intercourse. ‘I fuck as often as I can.’

FUCK: verb (transitive)

To have sexual intercourse with someone. ‘I fuck my wife as often as I can.’

To damn or dismiss something or somebody: ‘Fuck my wife!’

To exploit: ‘If she asks for a divorce, I’m going to fuck her completely when it comes to a settlement.’

FUCK: verb (often with additions)

To mess things or people up: ‘I’m going to fuck up my wife and fuck with her head for asking for a divorce.’

To make a mistake: ‘I may have fucked up when I told her I fancied my secretary.’

FUCK: noun

The act of sexual intercourse: ‘I caught my wife having a fuck with her lover.’

One thrust in the act of sexual intercourse: ‘Then she said that he gave her one last enormous fuck, and she came. Again.’

Someone who has sexual intercourse: ‘I’m the best fuck in town, despite what my wife may tell you.’

A bastard, a rascal: ‘That guy who’s fucking my wife is such a fuck.’

Something of no value: ‘I couldn’t give a fuck about that fucker.’

Something of some quantity: ‘She says his organ is as big as fuck.’

FUCK: exclamation (often with additions)

An expression of contempt: ‘Fuck off! What do you see in this guy?’

An expression of annoyance: ‘Fuck! I saw him at the golf club. His penis is huge!’

An expression of surprise: ‘Fuck me! How does he get it in his trousers?’

FUCKER: noun

Someone who has sexual intercourse: ‘She says her lover is an amazing fucker …’

A bastard, a rascal: ‘… but he’s just a complete fucker as far as I’m concerned.’

Something bad: ‘She’s leaving me for him. Isn’t that a fucker?’

FUCKED: adjective

Pertaining to sexual intercourse: ‘She said that for the first time in her life she felt utterly and completely fucked.’

Pertaining to exhaustion: ‘And then she had the nerve to say, “We’ve done it so many times, I’m completely fucked”.’

Pertaining to drink/drugs: ‘I had so many vodkas to get over the shock that I was completely fucked.’

Pertaining to exploitation: ‘She’s getting fucked, and I’m left feeling fucked.’

Pertaining to mental derangement: ‘She is totally fucked, going for this guy, just because he’s great in bed. And has a huge penis. And an apartment in Nice. And a private jet.’

FUCKING: noun

An act of sexual intercourse: ‘She says he’s coming round again tonight, to give her a proper fucking.’

An act of exploitation: ‘I’m paying the bills, he’s screwing my wife, and I’m getting a good fucking.’

FUCKING: participle

Having sexual intercourse: ‘I caught the pair of them, fucking on the new sofa. Where did we get it? Ikea, actually.’

FUCKING: intensifying adjective

Something negative and annoying: ‘That sofa is fucking ruined.’

A sentence-filler that expresses extreme emotion: ‘No one seems to want to go near it. I might as well chop the fucking thing off.’