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There’s a statistic floating around out there that something like a third of people regularly cheat on their spouse. Well, Gemini probably inflates that data a bit because it’s likely that the vast majority of Geminis have cheated or will cheat. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but if you’re looking to settle down with a Gemini… there won’t be much settling involved. You’ll have to constantly keep on your toes to avoid falling into a boring rut. The rut is what will drive Gemini into the arms of someone they see as more exciting, more fulfilling, and smarter than you are. The best way to keep your Gemini engaged is to surprise him or her with new topics of conversation. That might mean going to see movies regularly, constantly reading up on world events, or renting really bad ‘80s porn to make fun of together—whatever you do, make sure it’s new, exciting, and intellectually stimulating. Either that, or you could just become comfortable with a see-no-evil, open-marriage approach.

Speaking of porn, Geminis tend to have diverse sexual interests and a rich fantasy life. If you’re not into trying new things, or even discussing new things, a Gemini might not be the right match to bring home to Mom. You don’t have to actually dress up in a latex bunny suit to date a Gemini, but you do have to be able to talk about dressing up in a latex bunny suit, and let the Gemini explore his or her fantasy orally—er, verbally. Geminis have a great deal of trust in their relationships and will openly share their innermost desires with their partner, but if they’re mocked or shamed for their fantasies, they may never share them again. Be very careful with a Gemini’s trust because once it’s violated, it’s almost impossible to regain.

Geminis tend to talk all the time. Half the time, they are not speaking to make a point, but rather just letting ideas burst and flow from their mouth indiscriminately. You might be shocked to hear them switch sides without warning and argue the opposite side in a debate they’ve had before. They’re not exactly changing their minds, they’re just exploring the other side of the argument and thinking things through. Sometimes they sound like idiots, but they don’t care. To them, speaking is just another form of thinking, and they wouldn’t dream of censoring themselves for such silly reasons as consistency and integrity.