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Tour guide: Geminis know all the dirt on everybody. They have an unbelievable retention rate for gossip, and will be able to spin wild stories around even the dullest geographical locations. They’ll research tirelessly and thoughtfully put together a narrative that makes any tour truly come alive. Whether you’re creating a visitors’ tour for your string-cheese factory or a neighborhood walking tour of superior desert shrubbery, a Gemini is hands-down the right hire for this gig.

Stand-up comedian: Geminis can be really funny and sharp-witted, with impeccable timing. They also can read a crowd and think on their feet to make each show the best that it can be. The Gemini charisma and charm allow them to handle hecklers, and their two-faced nature and sometimes-dark fantasy life can give them plenty of good material to trash all sorts of people.

Bartender/hairdresser: Geminis are natural born talkers. Almost any other astrological sign would dread going to a job where everybody unloaded their personal problems, but Geminis adore that sort of interaction. They will listen to how your wife did you wrong, and about the gossip at your office, and then they’ll tell you about how their sister is an idiot and their dog is currently seeing a pet psychiatrist. Geminis can make a wonderful living in a career where chatting others up is their main job description.